The Three Chord Truth

THE ROB'N HANS BAND MANIFESTO

We the members of the Rob’n Hans Band deem that the material we present is rock 'n' roll music any old way you choose it. It's got a back beat, you can't lose it. Any old time you use it.

We will constantly labour to bring the 3-chord truth to the public to the best of our abilities without the aid of corporate sponsorship or the influence of mainstream media unless we get a sweet record deal or a network reality show.

We acknowledge that you can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you just might find you get what you need.

We endeavour to roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news.

We will always remember that rock 'n' roll never forgets.

We accept that it's better to burn out than to fade away.

We promise to always rock you like a hurricane.

When we are tempted by the multi-national conglomerates to “sell out to the man” we will remain rock steady but take the money and run.

We will be ever mindful that if you don’t have a partner, you can use a wooden chair.

We admit we knew the bride when she used to rock 'n' roll.

We fully concede that it’s only rock 'n' roll but we like it.

And if the medium is the message, we’ll take a large.